treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
I recently quit my job at Long John Silvers, and am now employed at nowhere, as a no one. I take two AP classes, and am doing well in both.
I love to read, and have an appreciation for classics, as well as modern literature. I don't have a favorite book, I have many.
I am a huge fan of Supernatural, Doctor Who, Orange is the New black, Dexter, All the avenger bros, and a bunch of other classic fandoms.
I own a guinea pig named Margo.
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this tag literally makes me laugh every time
lol as Sansa walks away, you know the Hound’s like “Welp. Guess I fucked that up. Again. I JUST LOVE YOU AND I DON’T KNOW HOW TO VOCALIZE IT SO I ACT LIKE A DICK. A DICK IN YOUR BEST INTEREST. PLEASE LOVE ME. I’M NOT FORTY IN THE BOOKS.”
This forest feels… sick. As if a disease lies upon it. Is there no way around?
White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.
this post wont die
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
Margaery Tyrell flirting with chicks at her own wedding, and continuing to be a true inspiration to us all
Shit just got real.
why he lick me
THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.
IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”
imagine playing Cards Against Humanity with a group of social justice bloggers