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I am a peon employed at the oh so gracious Mcdernerlds.
I love to read, and have an appreciation for classics, as well as modern literature. I don't have a favorite book, I have many.
I am a huge fan of Supernatural, Doctor Who, Orange is the New black, Dexter, All the avenger bros, and a bunch of other classic fandoms.
I own a guinea pig named Margo.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRINCE GEORGE OF CAMBRIDGE | 22 July 2013“He’s growing up, he is walking and he has big, chubby cheeks. He looks like a young Winston Churchill." - Prince Harry of Wales
IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL
“Today I’m going to be magnificent.” That’s the spirit, dog.
for anyone who says only cats are little shits
You are an odd man detective
WRITING TIP NO. 235577
female characters should be like the heads of the dreaded hydra. if you take one away, seven more must come back in her place.
HOLY SHIT. MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.
Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night.AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.
UPDATE. UPDATE. HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.
SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.